Instagram Vampire

An Instagram Vampire
Invaded our campfire
And made us take pictures of food
He stole all our bikes
But we got lotsa likes
He's a way cool super awesome dude

A Hawkish Facebook Werewolf
Attacked the Persian Gulf
And shipped away all of the oil
She made a meme with Hummers
And went live with with some mummers
They danced and sang and filled up with a lobster boil

A Twitter-Twitter Mummy
Got an upset-upset tummy
Starting flame wars and trolling on fools
He went to bed alone
And science has shown
Mummies ain't got proper skills or proper tools



Credits
Writer(s): Chris Johnson
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