Uncle Willie's Farm

I went to uncle Willie's farm on fine and sunny day
And what do you think I saw there in uncle Willie's hay?
I saw a cow that went Meow, two cats that went Bow Wow
And in the corner three black pups that quacked like ducks somehow

Well the craziest thing I've ever seen is uncle Willie's farm
And if you don't believe me, come with me to the barn
It's the craziest thing I've ever seen, I do not tell a lie
And if you don't believe me, you're welcome to come by

I tell you, friend, I saw four ducks that whinnied like a horse
And five old mares out in the field went Oink Oink Oink of course
And further down the yard I saw six pigs roll in the dirt
And each and everyone of them sang like a mockingbird

Well the craziest thing I've ever seen is uncle Willie's farm
And if you don't believe me, come with me to the barn
It's the craziest thing I've ever seen, I do not tell a lie
And if you don't believe me, you're welcome to come by

But stranger than the strangest beast was uncle Will himself
I went inside to say hello just as the clock struck twelve
I shook his hand and said: Dear uncle Willie, how are you?
And do you know what he said? He said Cock-a-Doodle-Doo

It's the craziest thing I've ever seen, I do not tell a lie
And if you don't believe me, you're welcome to come by
Well the craziest thing I've ever seen is uncle Willie's farm
And if you don't believe me
Well, a tale like this can't do much harm