Lumberjack

Lumberjack
Eggs cracked
Potato sack slam
Dicing up hash for my fam
I don't want no ham
Although hickory bacon
Is really a victory mistaken for swine
Do you got the time
6 in the morning
I'm still waiting for the Sunday paper
Dad's still snoring
surprised I could wake up before it's a day later
Rhymes drizzled in syrup
That's a real maple bar
When the hot cakes golden I start tear up
You can ride your bike and I'll take the car
Because I'm not trying to cut carbs

Two negatives make a positive
Hope you pull through for me
Salad won't do for me
I need grease I need grease
Collard greens stickin' to my teeth
Eat for so long make you wanna get up and leave
Bustin' at the seams, if only it ended at "check please"
I thought it was spring what happened to the leaves

Wake and bake
Got the munchies don't hesitate
Eat your Frosted Flakes
If it's at the crack of dawn
Then it has to be my mom
Mornings are for R N R
from the RNR from the night before
We don't need a box get me more
Roadtrip in the Winnebago
Winners get the bagel
Damn, where did the day go
Breakfast from the cradle to the grave
My last meal better be the same as usual
Why do brunch? I blame the beautiful
Split the check hoping its mutual
I may not be the breadwinner
But I'm the first one to make a toast
My mom makes the best jam, I don't mean to boast
Wish I was trap, so I wasn't so verbose
Got the boom bap hash that's ready for a roast
Not a big fan of calling it a roach (coach)
Finna hit the dash then you better go ghost

Two negatives make a positive
Hope you pull through for me
Salad won't do for me
I need grease I need grease
Collard greens stickin' to my teeth
Eat for so long make you wanna get up and leave
Bustin' at the seams, if only it ended at "check please"
I thought it was spring what happened to the leaves

Flip that crack this
All it takes is practice
Hol' up hol' up, the moon is setting soon
Saturday's cartoons gotta come with the spoons
Mimosas on coasters
Welcomed by a wise-cracking hostess
You got me bro? Sure I can float this
We should do this more often
Yeah we should, especially because I just got my bonus

Two negatives make a positive
Hope you pull through for me
Salad won't do for me
I need grease I need grease
Collard greens stickin' to my teeth
Eat for so long make you wanna get up and leave
Bustin' at the seams, if only it ended at "check please"
I thought it was spring what happened to the leaves

I'm going to get the butternut squash scramble
When I eat does it offend you
I can get you a menu
I got a feeling this ain't enough
I'm talking about doing what I wanna do
This ain't every day, this ain't every weekend
I ain't really balling out, I'm just playing pretend
Y'all wanna score never get back on defense
Y'all gotta pay under a masculine pretense
Take care of your sister instead of jumping off the deep end
Remember when you ditched her for someone just wanted to be friends
Family's something you kneaded, then your life was leavened
Now you set it to toast and never listen for the
Maybe it was burnt
Maybe you won't buy a ring
Maybe you weren't as bad of a son as they really think
I know it's bright in here, but
I dare you to blink

Two negatives make a positive
Hope you pull through for me
Salad won't do for me
I need grease I need grease
Collard greens stickin' to my teeth
Eat for so long make you wanna get up and leave
Bustin' at the seams, if only it ended at "check please"
I thought it was spring what happened to the leaves



Credits
Writer(s): Jake Harbour
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