Haiku

I was in the park having chips
Someone asked me if I'd move
It was a bearded guy
Handing out biscuits while he pushed a red cart
That man was all
"Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song"

So, dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
Hallelu
I learned a new haiku

Dang, dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me fear that wicked harpoon
Hallelu
I learned a new haiku

Na-Na
Uh yeah-yeah-yeah
I learned a haiku, yeah
Na-Na-Na
Uh yeah-yeah-yeah
I learned a haiku

Just now
Another girl appeared behind me
Gonna reach out and grab her hand
Oh, by the way
Is that alright? (Um, yeah)
Cool (Cool)

Now watch the way my face freezes
When I turn to the right
Just because
That man was all
"Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song"

Also, dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
Hallelu
I learned a new haiku

Dang, dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me fear that wicked harpoon
Hallelu
I learned a new haiku

Na-Na
Uh yeah-yeah-yeah
I learned a haiku, yeah
Na-Na-Na
Uh yeah-yeah-yeah
I learned a haiku

Na-Na
Uh yeah-yeah-yeah
I learned a haiku, yeah
Na-Na-Na
Uh yeah-yeah-yeah

Babies don't like raves
Babies cry a lot
Yeah, babies drink their milk
And cry a lot at night
Hindsights's 2020
Wish somebody told me
Never bring a baby to a rave

And also
Dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
Halleluh
I learned a new hai-hai-ku-ku-ku-ku

You know I'll break those nachos
Good thing you've got a face like a mop
If you can't draw it, maybe trace it
My cornea's been through Lasik
I'ma treat you like a leaf
Yeah, I won't trade a bite of my Cinnabon
There's a noodle on the lawn
Left my phlegm in Hong Kong

Why is beef always meat?
How come childrens wear a fitbit
You got a very nice tie
But my ribs are partly see-through
I'm gon' rent a walrus house
I'm gon' bark in the park and stuff
I did fitness up at the farm
I once ate a fish's arm

You gotta learn the haiku
Yeah-eh-eh
(I learned a haiku, yeah)
It's just what I do
Hai-hai-ku away
Oh, a haiku, yeah
Yeah, yea-eh-eh
I said a haiku
I said a haiku everyday

(A nah, nah, nah)
(Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(I learned a haiku, yeah)

You gotta learn the haiku
Yeah-eh-eh
(I learned a haiku, yeah)
You gotta learn the haiku
Yeah-eh-eh
It's just what I do

Dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
Hallelu
I learned a new haiku

Said a haiku, yeah a haiku everyday
Babies drink their milk and cry a lot



Credits
Writer(s): Bad Lip Reading
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link