Petty Revenge

I wrote the book on petty revenge
When a bond or a friendship eventually ends
Yeah, I know it's childish but nothing quite mends
A heart full of ache like some petty revenge

Don't feel too bad, it's a victimless crime
It's not like it takes up too much of your time
There isn't much setup, it won't cost a dime
The best way to get back is just live your life

And smile in the pictures you know they'll be seeing
Keep doing you and in the case that they're creeping
Point out all the things in which you've been succeeding
Be proud of yourself, it'll eat them alive

I wrote the book on petty revenge
When a bond or a friendship eventually ends
So I see what you're doing, though we said we'd stay friends
We're supposed to be cool but you want petty revenge

Yeah I won't feel bad 'cause I'm outta the fog
I've blocked all your socials, I won't check you blog
All this triangulation, and re-shifting the blame
I'm not falling for that, no
I'm not playin' your game

Instead, I'll smile in the pictures I know you'll be seeing
Find joy in myself while I know that you're creeping
I'll point out the things in which I've been succeeding
Be proud of myself, because it eats you alive

I'm proud of myself I know it eats you alive
I'm proud of myself I know it eats you alive

Keep on, be strong, though you know that they're staring
Your sense of self worth won't rely on their caring
They're hitting refresh on everything that you're sharing
Be proud of yourself, you know it eats them alive

Be proud of yourself, you know it eats them alive
Be proud of yourself, you know it eats them alive
Be proud of yourself, you know it eats them alive
(It'll eat them alive)
Be proud of yourself, you know it eats them alive