Eat the Geezer

We have heard those stories what that
Little man has done
Listened to slogans telling
He is number one
"Geezer is cool as freezer"
"Geezer is slicker than weasel"
Time has come to tell the truth

Geezer is a lousy cheater
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Bragging bigmouth, wifebeater
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Grandma's roller, kids' teaser
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Spede drawn by stoned Giger
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)

After breakage of liver he was
Sent to retirement house
There he plays solitaire all the day with
Other dull seniles
Bring warm blanket and slippers
Cocoa mug for old digger
And change the dipers, too

Geezer moves like old diesel
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Could be knocked down by feather
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
He's so weak and feeble
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Waiting for merciful Reaper
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)

So who's the cultest of the creatures?
(Eat the Geezer, eat the Geezer)
City's coolest heatseeker?
(Eat the Geezer, eat the Geezer)
Underground's truest leader?
(Eat the Geezer, eat the Geezer)
Greatest heretic of our time?
Drunkenstein! Drunkenstein! Drunkenstein!

Shame on you, pathetic peeper
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Don't expose yourself to people
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Women laugh at your kind of creeper
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)
Stanley is a deepsleeper
(Eat the Geezer! Eat the Geezer!)



Credits
Writer(s): Janne Eerik Poikolainen
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