Snake Farm

Well, the woman I love is named Ramona
She kinda looks like Tempest Storm
She can dance like little Egypt
She works down at the snake farm

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty
Snake farm, well, it pretty much is
Snake farm, it's a reptile house
Snake farm, oh oh

Now Ramona's got a keen sense of humor
She's got a tattoo down her arm
All over a python eating a little mouse
Wearing a sailor hat that says "Snake farm"

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty
Snake farm, well, it pretty much is
Snake farm, it's a reptile house
Snake farm, oh oh

Well, I asked Ramona how come she works there
She says, "Well, it's got it's charms
Nothing to do here in the winter
Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm"

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty
Snake farm, well, it pretty much is
Snake farm, it's a reptile house
Snake farm, oh oh

Well, Ramona likes her malt liquor
And a band from Wales called The Alarm
She said she cried when they broke up
She still plays their records at the snake farm

Snake farm, it sure sounds nasty
Snake farm, well, it pretty much is
Snake farm, it's a reptile house
Snake farm, oh oh

Sometimes, Ramona calls up
Says, "Come on down here, it's getting warm"
She runs everyone off
And we, you know, we, oh... it's a snake farm

Snake farm, just sounds nasty
Snake farm, pretty much is
Snake farm, it's a reptile house
Snake farm, oh oh