I Heard There Was Beer

Dom Perignon, Champagne glasses
Always staying full without even asking
Some frat house packed with nameless strangers
Upper class throwing a high class rager

They're all having a damn good time cause
Mary Jane kissing their lips tonight... But

I'm just here cause I
Heard there was beer... ooh
Everywhere I look somebody in a suit
Staring down at me in my cowboy boots
I don't give a Jimmy damn Choo what they do
Cause I only came here
Cause I heard there was beer

Playing beer pong, hell with the rules
Pony kegs floating in a little Barbie pool
TJ's baby sister is getting pretty friskie
Shaking her hips for a shot Jack's whiskey

Everybody having a grand ol' time cause
Mary Jane kissing their lips tonight

I'm just here cause I
Heard there was beer... ooh
Everywhere I look somebody in a suit
Staring down at me in my cowboy boots
I don't give a Jimmy damn Choo what they do
Cause I only came here
Cause I heard there was beer

JBL's bumping shaking up the walls
Just a matter of time before the cops are called
Passed out bodies all over the place
With sharpie tattoos on some guy's face

Somebody musta spiked the punch bowl
'Cause everybody's lost all damn control

I'm just here cause I
Heard there was beer... ooh
Everywhere I look somebody in a suit
Staring down at me in my cowboy boots
I don't give a Jimmy damn Choo what they do
Cause I only came here
Cause I heard there was beer