Mommy Pants - The Sweet Smells

Social Security

I live in my house
But most of my dick lives in my yard
It stays big whether it's soft or hard
I don't think I'll ever find my soulmate
I can't even buy a hooker
They never think it's great
My neighbors complain but me too
I cannot go anywhere like they do
I have to order out everyday
Delivery drivers do not know what to say
I always try to call people to hang out with me
They either don't answer or they're always busy
I say it's just my penis not my ego
I promise I'm nice hang out with me bro

At least I have a good amount of money
Each month I get a disability check
Not from the government but from my mommy
So oh well if I can't jack off my dick
At least I live where it never snows
But I need a bigger house because of mosquitoes
I can't even scratch all of it when it itch
I tell you what life sure is a bitch



Credits
Writer(s): Brandon Harig
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Enlightenment
  2. Memories
  3. Role Model
  4. Magicool Bike
  5. Foxy Brown
  6. Big Monkey
  7. Weird World
  8. Sue Me
  9. Social Security
  10. K2 Bad 4u

All Album Tracks: The Sweet Smells >

Altri album

  1. Bug in the Window
  2. Queer Park Water
  3. I Should Probably Quit
  4. Magic Basket
  5. Not a Lie, Just a Fib
  6. Pigs from the Anthill
  7. Over the Cast
  8. Shanghai Shanglow
  9. Sloppy Seconds
  10. Chewing Gum and Counseling

All Albums of Mommy Pants >

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