Rubber Chicken

Uh!
Penguins Never Jump!
Uhuh!
Yeah!
Uhuh uhuh!
Living your life closing your eyes
Standing in line believing in lies
Expecting the best for the lowest price
Just add some water to increase the size
Go with the flow no need to think twice
Too much on your mind to realize
They do everything to manipulate
All the shit that's on your plate
You don't fucking know what you just ate
The government will dominate
The choice of what you masticate
To separate and isolate

I eat this rubber chicken
'Cuz there is nothing else
Your nasty rubber chicken
Is a threat to my health
This fucking rubber chicken
I doubt it's even fresh
Fuck this rubber chicken
I'll throw it in the trash

You're all falling for its charm
Like headless chickens on a dairy farm
It never set off an alarm
You're convinced it'll do no harm
Never say I didn't warn you
For fighting with a broken arm
Or two...

A broken arm or two
(Never say I didn't warn you)
Uhuh!
A broken arm or two
(Never say I didn't warn you)

So much cheaper than one that's real
You make it look like a real good deal
Sick is what it makes me feel
'Cuz this is not a happy meal
To me this chick has no sex-appeal
I prefer to choke on veal
It is the beginning of the end
This is getting out of hand
I swallowed a piece by accident
And started to comprehend
When will you finally understand
This chicken should be contraband

I eat this rubber chicken
'Cuz there is nothing else
Your nasty rubber chicken
Is a threat to my health
This fucking rubber chicken
I doubt it's even fresh
Fuck this rubber chicken
I'll throw it in the trash
I eat this rubber chicken
'Cuz there is nothing else
Your nasty rubber chicken
Is a threat to my health
This fucking rubber chicken
I doubt it's even fresh
Fuck this rubber chicken
I'll throw it in the trash