Prehistoric Girl

Man, I just fell in love with a crazy chick
Dude, so did I!
Yeah, wait, is this the same girl, the time-traveling chick?
Nah, the- Wait, the time- Yeah, it is the same girl!
Oh my God!
Dude, tell me what happened to you
And I'll tell you what happened to me
But, like, in the middle, okay?

I saw my dream girl in the city
She was smart, she was pretty
Said words like "Duop" and "Nifty"
'Cause she time travelled here from the fifties

Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't know about AIDS)
Prehistoric girl! (She's got a good feeling about JFK)
Prehistoric girl! (She wants to meet John Lennon)
Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't like the gays!)

She's confused, by all the minorities
Not against it, just confused, you see
Wait, no- Uh, I think she's against it
But I'll take her views and oppress them

Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't wear her seatbelt)
Born in another world! (I'm gonna get a ticket)
Prehistoric girl! (She thinks we win every war)
Prehistoric girl!

Yeah, I know sometimes her ignorance is cute
But other times, it's just plain rude
She didn't get milk when she picked up our food
Nope, she was waiting for the milk man

Other times yeah, man, this shit feels rad
But every five seconds man, just something goes bad
Was gonna take her home, meet my mom and dad
Nope, she was waiting for the milk man

Milk man? There's no fucking milk man
She said, "They fired the milk man?"
I think she needs a pill man
Chill man, I'mma call Dr. Phil man
Gonna have her fucking killed man
Ooh, don't let that fucking spill man
Although she's as smart as a tin can
I can't say that I'm still mad
'Cause in her time she's a 10
But what I have trouble to defend

She'll only watch a movie
If it's Casablanca
5 packs a day
Curses marijuana
She thinks the computer, is a magic show
She won't trust Siri, thinks it's a ghost
She broke the microwave, now all I eat is toast
She thinks it's innovative, that we have a remote
She doesn't like the blacks
And she thinks the Jews are rats
She hates the handicapped
And she can't work Google Maps

Prehistoric girl! (I just told her 'bout Obama!)
Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't like Obama)
Born in another word! (These remarks are making me uncomfortable)
Prehistoric girl! (That was my favorite President)

Prehistoric girl! (Okay, now she's crying)
Born in another world! ('Cause I said Obama's from Hawaii)
Prehistoric girl! (She's not over Pearl Harbor)
Let's give it a whirl



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Writer(s): Aiden Wall
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