Valentine's Day

It's a day of hugs and snuggles
A time to spread your loving seeds

It's a rolling, growing pink snowball of
Stress that no one needs

It's unhealthy expectations
An opportunity to impress

It's a yearly grim reminder
That your life's a fucked up mess

It's a dark and lurid history
Of deviant pagan kicks

It's outrageously expensive
Just stay home and watch the Knicks

It's a big fat middle finger
To those who're all alone

Whether sick or tired, or uninspired
You still gotta bring the bone

It's a clusterfuck of passions
An emotional tour de force

It's a cuddly little Cupid
With the cock of a full-grown horse

Valentine, St. Valentine
I gotta make it through your day

Of candy hearts and chocolate shards
And every bullshit love cliché

The hard-ons and the heartaches
The pressure, pain and fear

Valentine's Day
Got to survive you another year

What does having a girl
Hormone monster mean?

How long can I be
A fuck machine?

I'll be cooler-
Why is there never anyone for me?

What if the Knicks aren't on TV?

Valentine, St. Valentine
Your day is fucking asinine

But I swear by God
I'm gonna make it through!



Credits
Writer(s): Mark A. Rivers
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