Anonymous

Ever since I saw you
On my so-called Life
I've been writing you these letters
Asking you to be my wife.

But it's been almost a year
Still I've gotten no reply
I'm assuming you have
Met some other guy.

So I sit in my room
Watched Romeo and Juliet
A thousand times.
I wish I was as cool
As Leonardo were but I'm not.

So I went on Jerry Springer
To confess my love to you.
You said I didn't have a chance
And there was nothing I could do.
You told me I'm crazy
And wished that I was dead.
You threw a chair
Right upside my head.
You told me I'm crazy
And wished that I was dead.
You threw a chair
Right upside my head.

Today I highjacked a plane...
And wrote your name across the sky,
Miss Claire Danes.
But they were waiting on the ground
To take me straight to jail... here we go...

I'm staring at your pictures
Here in my lonely little cell.
I'm writing you these letters
To let you know I'm doing well.
'Til we meet again
You know I'll cry a thousand tears
And I'll see you in another twenty years.