The Sunshine Man
Peter was a forgetful fuck
He never really learned to drive
But one day he decided to cruise
Into that house with those shiny knives
Kenny was a ball of problems
Everything went to shit
So when he fell in the trash compactor
We weren't sure he would fit
They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining
Max was a German officer
He loved to use his blender
Oh god they're crossing the border
Greife den zeitreisender
Noods was shipping noodles
All across the world
He was also a shopping cart attendant
Hard to believe such a plot unfurled
They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining
Greyson was a babysitter
Who committed arson
It wouldn't of been a problem
If he hadn't lost Carson
Wittman had an itch to scratch
It must've been scabies
In fact it was a fuck ton worse
It was cancer
Matt doesn't play the guitar
Nor the keyboard either
He has a hard time spelling
He's really just a space eater
Alex fell down the stairs
It really hurt like fuck
He probably broke some shit
Aw shit he killed the duck
The little boy ran away from home
He was cool as a snowman
But in all reality he never touched a woman
They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining
He never really learned to drive
But one day he decided to cruise
Into that house with those shiny knives
Kenny was a ball of problems
Everything went to shit
So when he fell in the trash compactor
We weren't sure he would fit
They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining
Max was a German officer
He loved to use his blender
Oh god they're crossing the border
Greife den zeitreisender
Noods was shipping noodles
All across the world
He was also a shopping cart attendant
Hard to believe such a plot unfurled
They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining
Greyson was a babysitter
Who committed arson
It wouldn't of been a problem
If he hadn't lost Carson
Wittman had an itch to scratch
It must've been scabies
In fact it was a fuck ton worse
It was cancer
Matt doesn't play the guitar
Nor the keyboard either
He has a hard time spelling
He's really just a space eater
Alex fell down the stairs
It really hurt like fuck
He probably broke some shit
Aw shit he killed the duck
The little boy ran away from home
He was cool as a snowman
But in all reality he never touched a woman
They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining
Credits
Writer(s): Pete Rauch
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