I'm Gay
I've never had this feeling before
So into someone, that life's no longer a bore
My depression has left me for someone easier
I'm so happy, now that I met her
Cuz she's the woman of my dreams
I didn't know true love was real at nineteen
One glance makes me wet in the pants
I want to feel those lips on mine but I... I can't
Because
I'm not gay!
Duh! I mean I've obviously liked boys before
Like... Zac Efron! Yeah, Sac Efron's hot, right? People like him?!
I don't know what I was thinking
I mean I obviously like boys cuz they can provide you... offspring?
So clearly, I made a mistake
Thinking that I wasn't 100% straight
But she's the woman of my dreams
I didn't know true love was real at nineteen
What if I was straight and just liked her?
Holy fucking shit I'm crushing on a ... freakin' girl!
And it's all because
I'm gay
Wait a second, no, no, no, no... this can't be right
There has to be someone I liked in high-school... like Jermey!
Yeah, he was cute! But he always talked about his dick all the time which was so
Oh my god this makes sense now
How didn't I know this all along?
I mean I guess I was pretty sheltered at home, so thanks mom
I don't even dress in an obvious way
For people to just look at me and be like, "oh yeah, she's gay"
Shit
Well I guess I'm pretty stereotypical
But there's no need to get analytical
Besides, I've got better things on my mind
And now a whole lot of things I want to try...
Like her
Cuz she's the woman of my dreams
I didn't know true love was real at nineteen
Whats the worst that could happen if I... asked her out?
I mean I guess I'd probably get a little embarrassed, fall over, and then... black out
But it's worth it for today
Cuz I'm gay
Yeah! Okay, this is no big deal!
People do this all the time! They ask people out!
I have no fear... I have no fear!
I'm not afraid of failure — because I'm gay!
I'm gonna ask her out, right now — cuz I'm gay!
I am so excited — prolly cuz I'm gay!
We're gonna do a lot of cool things — now that I'm gay!!
Hey, Rebecca, this might seem out of the blue for you
But a lot more people than just me are really into you
So let me take you out on date, whaddya say?
I can promise that a couple hours with me will make you feel great
I'm flattered, really, but I'm not gay.
What
So into someone, that life's no longer a bore
My depression has left me for someone easier
I'm so happy, now that I met her
Cuz she's the woman of my dreams
I didn't know true love was real at nineteen
One glance makes me wet in the pants
I want to feel those lips on mine but I... I can't
Because
I'm not gay!
Duh! I mean I've obviously liked boys before
Like... Zac Efron! Yeah, Sac Efron's hot, right? People like him?!
I don't know what I was thinking
I mean I obviously like boys cuz they can provide you... offspring?
So clearly, I made a mistake
Thinking that I wasn't 100% straight
But she's the woman of my dreams
I didn't know true love was real at nineteen
What if I was straight and just liked her?
Holy fucking shit I'm crushing on a ... freakin' girl!
And it's all because
I'm gay
Wait a second, no, no, no, no... this can't be right
There has to be someone I liked in high-school... like Jermey!
Yeah, he was cute! But he always talked about his dick all the time which was so
Oh my god this makes sense now
How didn't I know this all along?
I mean I guess I was pretty sheltered at home, so thanks mom
I don't even dress in an obvious way
For people to just look at me and be like, "oh yeah, she's gay"
Shit
Well I guess I'm pretty stereotypical
But there's no need to get analytical
Besides, I've got better things on my mind
And now a whole lot of things I want to try...
Like her
Cuz she's the woman of my dreams
I didn't know true love was real at nineteen
Whats the worst that could happen if I... asked her out?
I mean I guess I'd probably get a little embarrassed, fall over, and then... black out
But it's worth it for today
Cuz I'm gay
Yeah! Okay, this is no big deal!
People do this all the time! They ask people out!
I have no fear... I have no fear!
I'm not afraid of failure — because I'm gay!
I'm gonna ask her out, right now — cuz I'm gay!
I am so excited — prolly cuz I'm gay!
We're gonna do a lot of cool things — now that I'm gay!!
Hey, Rebecca, this might seem out of the blue for you
But a lot more people than just me are really into you
So let me take you out on date, whaddya say?
I can promise that a couple hours with me will make you feel great
I'm flattered, really, but I'm not gay.
What
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