Look On the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly) [From "Life Of Brian" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack]

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing life's gristle
Don't grumble
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly, chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
That's the thing
And...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, It's your last chance, anyhow
So...

Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

Come on, Brian, cheer up!

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

Worse things happen at sea, you know?

(Always look on the bright side of life) I mean what have you gotta lose, you know?
You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what you lost?
(Always look on the right side of life) nothin'!

Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say?

(Always look on the bright side of life) cheer up, you old bugger
Come on, give us a grin, there you are! See? It's the end of the film
Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer (always look on the bright side of life)
Some of us gotta live as well, you know
All right, that's the lot

(Always look on the bright side of life) The show'll be dismembered within three weeks
Who even pays for all this rubbish?
(Always look on the bright side of life) They'll never make their money back, you know

I've told him, I've said to him
Bernie, I said, they'll never make their money back

Always look on the bright side of life
Always...

Thank you very much for coming along
Thank you very much for coming along
I think the voiceovers have helped the record enormously
That's it, is it? I mean that–, it is it?
Erh, yes, thanks, that's all we need, thanks
Ah, nah, okay
Erh–
We won't do a song then?
Ehm, no, this song is a bit de trop, I think, er
We have plenty of songs on the album anyways as it–, as it happens
Is eh–
Who?
Thirty pounds all right?