Like an A*****e (The Worst Part of an Ass)

Bloodsucker
And sucker, oh, I surely was
But you brought her
And broadly left devoid of blood

And misfortunes
Like destiny, could manifest
I'm still breathing
But still you're doubting my success

So I'm just not gonna try very hard anymore
Oh I don't think I have to tell you how long
I've had a foot out the door

But you've always known the truth
And all about me
Oh for a moment you and I
We were the last free souls left on this earth

And that's not something that's easy to fake
Now is it girl
And darling bless your heart
You've always been so kind of an asshole

Now it's been the longest winter
That I've ever known
And that winter
Took a toll again
And you left me out in the cold
To feel like an asshole

Yeah, you've always known
Just how to make me feel like an asshole

There's nothing
That you can do to me
That hasn't already come to be

Together
We'd never play the lottery
You'd much rather give it a try from scratch with me

Still waiting
You promised I'd be stuck with you
I didn't have the money for anything but Elmer's Glue

Can't tell you
The depth at which you shouldn't swim
Tread water, or lightly, we're going in