Mistletoe Meltdown
I was ten years old waiting on Christmas Day
I could hardly wait it was just one week away
There were Christmas parties
Every couple days
With all my relatives so old
They got one foot in the grave
I was ten years old waiting on Christmas Day
I was happier than Santa in his sleigh
When all a sudden Uncle John
Pointed out there was mistletoe
Right above me and my great-aunt Betty
She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified
My whole ten years of life flashed right before my eyes
And I said get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na na nana na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
I was ten years old waiting on Christmas Day
As a ten year old my face needed some space
So no offence to loving aunts
Give your poor Matthew a chance
Just don't kiss me, I'll get PTSD
She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified (I was mortified)
I'm sorry ancient lady but I would rather die (I would rather die)
And I said get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na na nana na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
Oh no
I don't wanna kiss nobody (nobody)
No no no
Na na nana na
All I want for Christmas (ooh woah)
Is peace on earth and no kisses (ooh woah)
And who on earth am I kidding?
Lots and lots of presents (oh)
But if I can't have all this (ooh woah)
I'll settle for no kisses (ooh woah)
This year, ooh
Get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na na nana na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
Oh no
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Nobody
Na na nana na
Oh no
I don't wanna kiss nobody (nobody)
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
I could hardly wait it was just one week away
There were Christmas parties
Every couple days
With all my relatives so old
They got one foot in the grave
I was ten years old waiting on Christmas Day
I was happier than Santa in his sleigh
When all a sudden Uncle John
Pointed out there was mistletoe
Right above me and my great-aunt Betty
She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified
My whole ten years of life flashed right before my eyes
And I said get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na na nana na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
I was ten years old waiting on Christmas Day
As a ten year old my face needed some space
So no offence to loving aunts
Give your poor Matthew a chance
Just don't kiss me, I'll get PTSD
She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified (I was mortified)
I'm sorry ancient lady but I would rather die (I would rather die)
And I said get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na na nana na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
Oh no
I don't wanna kiss nobody (nobody)
No no no
Na na nana na
All I want for Christmas (ooh woah)
Is peace on earth and no kisses (ooh woah)
And who on earth am I kidding?
Lots and lots of presents (oh)
But if I can't have all this (ooh woah)
I'll settle for no kisses (ooh woah)
This year, ooh
Get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na na nana na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
Oh no
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Nobody
Na na nana na
Oh no
I don't wanna kiss nobody (nobody)
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na na nana na
Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Henry Parker
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