Mommy's Boy

Hey mom

Some kid
Pushed me
At the park today
I don't know what to say

He told me
I had to count to ten
I didn't want to play

"No"

Now i'm it and
Have to find a way
To locate all my "friends"

"What"

Feel like shit
And want to cry again
I want this day to end

I'm not made for this
I don't like talking to new people
And
If i'm not paid for this
There goes my motivation
That's the end

I'm not made for this
I don't want to come back here
Every week
I can not stay for this
So try to find me

Let's play
Hide and seek
Hide and seek

Let's play
Hide and seek

Let's play
Hide and seek

Hey mom

I don't really feel like gym today
Can you write up a slip?

I need money for the bus
I think
We have a field trip

We are going to the zoo
And we can't wait
To run amuck

I'm gonna push you in the lion's cage
Cause I don't give a fuck

Woah mom
Said to watch my language
Or I'll get the soap

Mom, these kids
Have no home training
Their psychotic
I can't cope

I'm not made for this
I don't like talking to new people
And
If I'm not paid for this
There goes my motivation
That's the end

I'm not made for this
I don't want to come back here
Every week
I can not stay for this
So try to find me

Let's play
Hide and seek

Let's play
Hide and seek

Let's play
Hide and seek

Mom they said
I can't wear hats
I can't eat snacks
I can't relax

There suppose to be teaching us
But that's just not the facts

I'm not made for this
I don't like talking to new people
And
If I'm not paid for this
There goes my motivation
That's the end

I'm not made for this
I don't want to come back here
Every week
I can not stay for this
Now try to find me
Let's play
Hide and seek