Country Club

I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her makin' eyes at me
So I followed her down to Clubhouse Drive
Past the pool on the eighteenth green

And in the parkin' lot I said, "It's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer"
She said, "I'm glad you asked but I'll have to pass
'Cause only members are allowed in here"
And I said

I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club

You look so invitin', thought it might be excitin'
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncin' around in a beat up truck
With a man in wore out jeans

Yeah, it's five o'clock before Friday night
Here's where the fun begins
So don't worry 'bout your reputation
'Cause you can tell all your friends

I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
Well, I'm a member of a country club

Yeah, I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
Well, I'm a member of a country club

At any honky-tonk roadside pub
Well, I'm a member of a country club