1, 2 Many

A one, two

Well, I got a call from Rowdy 'round six o'clock
Sayin' he caught a hankerin' for a honky-tonk
Wants an ice-cold beer and a country song
But he didn't want to stay out all night long
Well, I ain't the kind to let a buddy drink alone
But I can't turn it off once I turn it on

There's no stopping me once I get goin'
Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty
The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many

After five diet Millers, I was feelin' loose
Singin' karaoke to a T.L. tune
When a pretty little thing shot me a wink
She said, "Hey, cowboy, could you buy us a drink?"
Well, hey, baby doll, I will if you want
But I can't turn it off once I turn it on

There's no stopping me once I get goin'
Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty
The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many (come on, boys)

Now, I've never been the kind to quit
Won't stop 'til I get to the bottom of this
And the night's still young
So whatcha say, we shotgun one?
(Hell, we'll shoot one with you Luke, come on Ronnie)

There's no stopping me once I get to goin'
Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
Yeah, by half past ten, I'm half past tipsy
At quarter to 12, man, I've done had plenty
The countdown's on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many

Yeah, five, four, three, two, one, too many
Come on, that's a - country song, right there, what?