The Mediator

Well I know you think that your lives suck
But I guarantee they ain't bad enough
To justify this pissing match
Between your problems
Now, I'll admit that I've been guilty of the same thing
But then again, I was in seventh grade
So please
Get over yourselves, okay?

I don't care about your grievances
My boat ain't big enough for your sea of tears
Don't wanna be your mediator
Either hate each other or don't, I don't really care
Just leave me out of it

Now, I don't really care whose job is harder
Whose hours are longer
Whose girl is prettier, needier
Or whatever
I'm just sick of running around in circles
Arguing about this stupid shit
Like who's wrong or right
Well I'm wrong, right? Whatever

I don't care about your grievances
My boat ain't big enough for your sea of tears
Don't wanna be your mediator
Either hate each other or don't, I don't really care
Just leave me out of it

So answer me one thing, and that one thing is this:
Do you really think you put up with that much shit?
Do you think it really doesn't get any worse than this?
Well, it does, it does, it does my friend
And one day you'll sit on the edge of your bed
Thinking all those fucked up things in your head
Those fucked up things that don't let you sleep
Those volatile things that won't let you eat
And then all you'll want is a friend, a friend
A friend who's there until the end
Someone who helps you get some rest
As you lay there on your death bed

I don't care about your grievances
My boat ain't big enough for your sea of tears
Don't wanna be your mediator
Either hate each other or don't, I don't really care
Just leave me out of it
I don't care about your grievances
My boat ain't big enough for your sea of tears
Don't wanna be your mediator
Either hate each other or don't, I don't really care
Just leave me out of it