The Dark Side

I'm the happiest man on the planet Earth
So people may take this
And as so many people do we live in a very weakened society
So when they hear a throwback guy like me
From back in the ancient days of Garanimals
They often think this guy's just whatever so if you think that
I'm some unhappy guy you're wrong
Having lived a life I've lived in seeing the other side
Not being afraid to attack what was in front of me has made me happy
That made me very happy
Basically I just don't walk around
With a daggone smile my face all day
So you know Merry Christmas
What the dark side is is we all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck

(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck

It's a jar of fuck man
We're shit just it's just ain't going right
And in hell week what they do in hell week
Because this is where I really went to the dark side
What they're doing hell week as they design hell week
To find your flaws
And they do a really good job of that
It's 130 hours of continuous training
You may get two hours of sleep and they beat the shit of you
And find everything wrong with your mentality
And then they start hell week and that's the beauty of it
For me I'm not some not some nasty God given guy you know
I don't have a great bit of talent in anything
So what got me through horrible times was the dark side
My name is David Goggins I created Goggins
Goggins is the guy that can take anything you put in front of them

(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck

You want to break my motherfucking legs so be it
I have a way of going to a place like I did in that race
Where all the pain and suffering that they put on top of me
In hell week
I will reverse that pain and suffering and I will take your soul
So every instructor that put me through BUDS
My job what drove me was I wanted you to go home that night
After you beat the living shit out of me and I smiled in your face
I wanted you to feel worse than I did
And you were going home to a nice warm bed
With your wife or your kids
In a nice meal
And I was still out there in the grip
Suffering for another 100 hours
I want you to think about me knowing that I'm comfortable
Being very unfucking comfortable and I want you to think about
When you went through fucking hell week
How uncomfortable you were and how bad you wanted to quit
Knowing I'm not thinking that fucking way
So the dark side is something that I've designed It's an evil place
I can go that very few things can hurt me

(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck

I used the hurt you're trying to put on me
I flip it upside down and use it
You're trying to use it for kryptonite
No it's power pillows for me
I'm using it for strength
I flipped negative into positive that's all it is