Fresh N Clean (Silence the Critics)

Ooh, ooh
Dirty-ty

Buh, duh, bup, bup
I must confess
This place ain't bless
This place is a mess (disgusting)
Buh, duh, bup, bup
No, you don't deserve no guests (no)
In here, in here
I don't wanna lay down or rest (are you crazy?)

That crack in the wall needs addressing
The state of the floor
It's just depressing (mad)
This table's older than the pyramids (it's older?)
At least it's younger than the mirror is
This place is small, and it's barely a house
Never mind a cat, you couldn't even swing a mouse
(It's so small) Hmm
Those curtains are looking tired (tired)
Decorations are tired (tired)
Look, your stylist's fired (fired)

It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (bang)
If your house was a car
It would get pulled over (excuse me, please)
This is very, very (very)
Very, very
Very, very
Very unacceptable

Ok, let's walk around
I'll give the house a scan
Oops
Doorknob broke off into my hand (oh my gosh)
Every time I touch something
I wanna wash my hands (sanitise)
I don't wanna sit in here
I'd rather stand (I'm cool, I'm alright)
You've got wobbly seats
At your dining table (wobbly)
Everywhere I look
It's wires and cables (which one's this for?)

This is the messiest house that I've ever been in
Look at the stains on the rug
That's gonna need more than cleaning
What, the sofa bed's not working?
It's not flicking out? (nah, mate)
Hmm
Think it's time to sort it out (come on)
Walls are meant to be white
But they're looking beige (tell me)
What, did you have a house party?
What, did you have a rave?

It's like somebody hit it with a bulldozer (bang)
If your house was a car
It would get pulled over (excuse me, please)
This is very, very
Very, very
Very, very
Very unacceptable

Super dupe ooh, ooh
Dirty-ty (ty)
That's you-you (you, you)
Oh my word
Fresh and clean
Buh, duh, bup, bup