You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
Stink, stank, stunk!

Mr. Grinch
Stink, stank, stunk!



Credits
Writer(s): Theodor S. Geisel, Albert Hague
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