Welcome (Intro)

Welcome students
This is your Dean,
Loud and in living color,
On this day one of your new scholastic lives
Today is the day you accept your mind -though scattered,
battered, muddled and unhinged - and
find companionship in new knowledge.
Please proceed to Jenkins Hall where we will begin.

Your Course List:
Introduction to Extraversion
Insomnia Through A Contemporary Canon
Axiology 101
Advanced Control Theory
And Exploratory Cooperative Empathy

Here, you will learn to visualize yourself in new ways,
Balance your ambition,
Discover beauty,
Let go of which you cannot control,
And find your tribe

The long road to self actualization has lead you here
I see all that is magnificent in you
Aim for the stars my young novice
But fear not a fall
Knowledge shall be your parachute
Knowledge is power
And power shall bring freedom
Greatness does not await you,
It is what you already are

Yes, everyone please take your seats
Prepare yourselves
Pencils out
Focus front
Hearts & minds open
Class is now in session



Credits
Writer(s): Jared Alexander Jenkins, Michael Korte, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
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