Never Eat Soggy Waffles

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Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, no

Never, North
Eat, East
Soggy, South
Waffles, West

Never dress waffles in bikinis, (no)
Never eat waffles with tortellini, (ew)
Never rub waffles in the dirt, (ugh)
'Cause crunch, crunch, crunch
It's gonna make your teeth hurt

Drop your waffles in the pool, (splash)
Yeah, maybe that'll make them all nice and cool
But ya gonna need some fancy goggles
Yeah, when you dive in to get those
Super soggy waffles

Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, no

Never, North
Eat, East
Soggy, South
Waffles, West

Never smear waffles with brie cheese, (ew)
Never blow in a waffle after you sneeze, (achoo)
Never dip your waffles in hairspray, (what)
Dip, dip, dip, ugh
That would be nasty

Drop your waffles in a lake, (splash)
They might get slurped up by a verser water snake, (slurp)
Gonna need some fancy goggles
When you dive in to get those
Super soggy waffles

Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, no

Never, North
Eat, East
Soggy, South
Waffles, West

Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh

Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, no

Um, Sylvia
I have a confession to make
Okay
I do like to eat soggy waffles
Ah!
Especially when it's drenched in maple syrup



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Writer(s): Cesar Alvarez
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