Bar Round Here

Yeah, there it is
Hey
Well, I sure am thirsty

This week sure kicked my ass
Lord, have mercy, I'd like to fix it fast
You see I got a little work week pay in my pocket
I'm looking for a little dive hole to rock with
Now, I see a church for prayin', hittin' them knees
A Goodwill store and an Apple bees

But is there a bar 'round here?
With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign
That says, "Ice-Cold Beer"
Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on honky-tonk near?
Well, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling five o'clock weird
So is there a bar 'round here?

I need a dark corner booth to ice my caboose
Under an eight point buck with beads on a moose
A friendly bartender that pours 'em tall
And a real big bouncer to catch me when I fall
Now, I see a library, well, maybe they got a map
That could lead me to a place kinda like that

So is there a bar 'round here?
With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign
That says, "Ice-Cold Beer"
Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on, honky-tonk near?
Yeah, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling five o'clock weird
So is there a bar 'round here?
Yeah, I need a drink

Yeah, is there a bar 'round here?
With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign
That says, "Ice-Cold Beer"
Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on, honky-tonk near?
Shit, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling five o'clock weird
So is there a bar 'round here?

Just point me in the right direction
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