Milo
Milo was an old man
He was dirty with all the girls
And he'd say things that'd make a sailor blush
And that was Milo's world
He'd dish the dirt at the coffee shop
And get the whole town up in arms
Most folks didn't like Milo
But that was Milo's charm
Milo, Milo, well he always had a grin
No one knew what Milo knew
Or the trouble he was in
But Milo loved the Lord
Somethin' no one could deny
'Cause the Lord gave Milo a big ole dick
And only the Lord knows why
Milo didn't wear underwear
Behind the jumpsuit that he wore
And Milo'd get to drinkin'
And head down to the hardware store
And he'd pull down that zipper
And get to showing off his deal
As soon as that thing came out swingin'
That's when the shit got real
Milo, Milo, well he always had a grin
No one knew what Milo knew
Or the trouble he was in
But Milo loved the Lord
Somethin' no one could deny
'Cause the Lord gave Milo a big ole dick
And only the Lord knows why
Milo up and passed away
And the whole town all showed up
As they carried Milo to his grave
His ole lid kept poppin' up
Well I got it shot and they lowered it down
No one made a sound
As the preacher spoke his final words
Milo's dick popped out of the ground
It popped out of the ground
He was dirty with all the girls
And he'd say things that'd make a sailor blush
And that was Milo's world
He'd dish the dirt at the coffee shop
And get the whole town up in arms
Most folks didn't like Milo
But that was Milo's charm
Milo, Milo, well he always had a grin
No one knew what Milo knew
Or the trouble he was in
But Milo loved the Lord
Somethin' no one could deny
'Cause the Lord gave Milo a big ole dick
And only the Lord knows why
Milo didn't wear underwear
Behind the jumpsuit that he wore
And Milo'd get to drinkin'
And head down to the hardware store
And he'd pull down that zipper
And get to showing off his deal
As soon as that thing came out swingin'
That's when the shit got real
Milo, Milo, well he always had a grin
No one knew what Milo knew
Or the trouble he was in
But Milo loved the Lord
Somethin' no one could deny
'Cause the Lord gave Milo a big ole dick
And only the Lord knows why
Milo up and passed away
And the whole town all showed up
As they carried Milo to his grave
His ole lid kept poppin' up
Well I got it shot and they lowered it down
No one made a sound
As the preacher spoke his final words
Milo's dick popped out of the ground
It popped out of the ground
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Writer(s): Rodney Carrington
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