Live Song

Ladies and gentlemen, this next song is called "Live Song"

We come here to entertain you
But all you do is complain
You say to turn it down but we don't care
We try to make you sing and dance
But all you do is sit on your hands
You smoke your dope and drink your blues away

This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much
This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much

You're such a horrible audience
We never get a crowd response
I don't know why you bother to turn up
Turn it down or turn it off
You tell me that you've had enough
But you're just scared of talent when it comes

This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much
This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much

Well, thanks for coming everybody
You've been a really lovely audience
And we hope to see you again next year
No, no, don't throw your underwear on the stage, please
And yes, this show has been sponsored by product X

You say you want to come to our show
But when we start that's when you go
You never understand what we're about
You're such a horrible audience
We'd like to take you home with us
Chop off your heads, and throw your bodies away

This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much
This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much
This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much
This is our live song. Blah, blah, blah, blah the words don't matter much

Well thanks er... Palmerston North. You've been a lovely audience
Well, er, it's the last song of the night so we've got a plane to catch
There's plenty of merchandise out the back so get spending
Don't forget our new album, it sounds just like the one before
But it's new so go and buy a copy
Buy three or four - I need a new Rolls Royce
Anyway we'd better go, gotta get to the airport
Has anybody, has anybody seen my glasses?



Credits
Writer(s): David Sutton
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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