(Not So) Silent Night - From The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

Hey, Fred, what are you doing in here?
Hey, Kacey, I'm just catching up on some reading
It's so peaceful in here
Yeah, it really is, what are you reading?
It's a book of Christmas carols
Cool, you got any faves?
I kinda do, this one

Oh, Silent Night
Yeah, it's my favorite
I think it might be one of the most beautiful songs ever written
You know, we should just sing it together right now
Kacey, I can't think of anything more wonderful

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy Infant so-

Sir (sorry) sir, sir, sir, Mister, what are you doing?
Well, I'm just putting this painting up
Well, do you have to do it right now?
Well, I mean, it's, it's meant for this, uh, song thing you're doing
Okay, well, I appreciate that but
Don't you think you should've done it before we started singing?
Well, yeah, I'm sorry I was on another job, it ran over (okay, but)
Okay, but-, so I've got to do it now, alright?

Sir, sir, sir, stop! Stop it, please, we are in the middle of singing
It's alright, I'm nearly done
So, sorry
It's okay (I'm really sorry)
It's alright (one moment)
He's putting up the painting, yeah
There, we, go!
Great, awesome

Great, please leave, off, off you go
No problem I've got plenty more to be getting through on my list anyways, bye bye
Thank you
So, sorry
See you later, Kacey, big fan of your work
Thanks

Do you know that guy?
Never seen him
Well, where were we (um, Silent Night)
(Yes) gorgeous song, love it
Beautiful song ('kay), here we go

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy infant so tend

Hey! Hey! What the he-? What? Hey! Stop! Stop!
What the hell are you doing?
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's just that fixing this light was next on my list
I asked you to leave, okay? Are you kidding me?
Can you choose another room to do this work in? (Yeah)

Yeah, no, fair point, sorry 'bout that, I'll see what I can do
You carry on (yes) don't mind me
Kacey
Incredible
What? Can we just do it one more time, please?
Let's do it one more time (okay)
The most beautiful song ever written

Silent night, holy night

Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
I'm sorry, it, it just turns out that all my jobs on my list are in this room, okay
I, I, I'll tell you what, I'll try and do it quietly
Stop, stop (it's a- you-), stop, stop it!
You're, you're not even doing it more quietly, it's just a little bit slower
It's kinda, it's worse
I want you to go, okay? Please go
Kacey, do you want me to go?

Yeah, I think, I think you should leave
See you later, Kacey (bye)
Alright, wonderful
Um, do you have time for just one more?
Should we do it?
Yeah, is that cool?
I would love to (alright, here we go)
Yeah, okay (okay), here we go

Silent night, holy night
All is calm

You know what? I think I've heard enough for this song
We've done it, right?
Forget it, yeah
Great song
Thanks (sir?)