Rubeus and the Hagrids - Vulgar Display of Hagrid!

Unicorn Hunter

Bring your crossbows
Bring out your stillborn
We're all gonna eat unicorn
Tonight

My fridge is empty
My rage is full
I got the strength of a raging bull
Lets fight

A centaur steak tastes too much like a horse
Basilisks stew is way too coarse
I need a new taste that feels more distinct
Dodos are good
But I made them extinct

We're all gonna hunt unicorn!
We're all gonna kill unicorn!
We're all gonna eat unicorn!
Throw it in a pot with some sweet sweet corn

We just got lost
With nothing to eat
Luckily Ron's here to be our treat

Birds are delicious but I just ate a bunch
Spider sandwich has a lack of crunch
Merfolk sushi tastes like a rotten egg
But not as bad as my house elf Greg

We're all gonna hunt unicorn!
We're all gonna kill unicorn!
We're all gonna eat unicorn!
Throw it in a pot with some sweet sweet corn

Aw it's just a wild Voldemort with a party hat
Wait
I haven't eaten that before

We're all gonna eat Voldemort!
We're all gonna eat Voldemort!
We're all gonna eat Voldemort!
Throw it in a pot before he takes us to court
EAT THE EVIDENCE KIDS

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Writer(s): Andri Sigfusson
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