1-800-E.V.I.L.

You sigh and let me in your apartment
What was your building number again?
I promise I won't forget it
'Cause I won't have to be here anymore

You said my phone was by the nightstand
But I can't find it anywhere
God, this is so embarrassing
Please get me out of here

This is not the first time everything's gone bad
I owe it to myself to love the pain
The message is received that you don't want me back
So I'll save face and carry home the blame

And everything at once comes back
Like an infomercial at 3 A.M.
I don't know where to start with this highlight reel

But now I start to think about
How your garden sucks and your cats are annoying
You can't keep anything alive for nothing

This is not the first time everything's gone bad
I owe it to myself to love the pain
The message is received that you don't want me back
So I'll save face and carry home the blame

This is not the first time everything's gone bad
I owe it to myself to love the pain
The message is received that you don't want me back
So I'll save face and carry home the blame

I've been killed nine of ten now
I keep that one like a gun now
I have your number as a keepsake now

The message is received that you don't want me back
So I'll save face and carry home the blame



Credits
Writer(s): Luke Wilmoth
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