Only Fools and Horses Hooky Street (feat. Tom Bennett & Ryan Hutton)

Right what we got today then?
Well, we got some half-priced cracked ice
Miles and miles of carpet tiles
TV's
Deep-freeze
Them David Bowie's LPs
Ball games
Gold chains
What's-names
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis tracksuits from a mush in Shepherds Bush
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush

No income tax, no V.A.T
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white
Rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke

God bless Hooky Street
Viva Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique Hooky Street
Magnifique Hooky Street (two for a pound)
Hooky Street
Hooky Street (three for a fiver come on)

Stick a pony in my pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
'Cause if you want the best ones and you don't ask questions then
Brother, I'm your man

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea
But here's the one that's driving me berserk
Why do only fools and horses work?

La-la-la
La-lala-la
La-la-la
La-lala-la
La-la-la
La-lala-la
Why do only fools and horses work?

Here you go sweetheart what are these?
These are Japanese and what are these?
These are knobbly knees
The difference is these tell the time and these don't do they
You all right Cassandra?
Viva Hooky Street

They got some hubcaps, cap flaps, an ugly pack of bloke slacks
A job lot, a teapot something for your dry rot
Nap sacks, slack Jacks and at a price that satisfies
Stand by, Surply, A Spanish Fly for you
They got some ox pans, hand fans, rat stands and all that game
A tambourine, Vaseline and something for your back pain
Bow ties, pork pies, silk hankies for your coat
And 20 crates of Pucker Blanc from a twonk in Mont Blanc
Blanc, Blanc, Blanc, Blanc, Blanc, Blanc, Blanc

No income tax, no V.A.T
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea
But here's the one that's driving me berserk
Why do only fools and horses work?

La-la-la
La-lala-la
La-la-la
La-lala-la
La-la-la
La-lala-la
Why do only fools and horses work?



Credits
Writer(s): John Richard Sullivan
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