I'm a Gurkey Turkey

Hey-yo pops, wanna play this game?
Nah thanks kid, that looks lame
No I promise, it's really cool!
Yeah right, it looks old school

No! Try it, you might like it!
Alright, don't get so excited
Answer the question
This looks easy
Wait for the next one
The graphics are cheesy

Wait I can't read, what's so funny?
Oh nothing, but you need to start running (what?)
He's coming!
Who's coming? What do you mean?
Dad, meet Baldi

Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey

I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey

So, you wanna try another one?
Yeah, that was kinda fun!
What's up next?
Your pants look wet
Whoops, yep I'll be back real quick

Alright what we gonna play gamer?
It's a game called "Hello Neighbour"
Walk in his house, get to the basement
But watch out, the grouch is waiting

I just gotta open a door, and be sneaky?
I see a key-card, jeez how easy
Oh wait, what, oh, uh, I'm stuck
Is this glue? Ooh-ahh, who's that nut?

What? Hello neighbour
Hey! I mean ahh!
Why in the halls are all these bear traps?
I'm gonna call my mom or my dad
I'm scared again and my pants are all wet

Hmm, maybe we should take a break
No thanks, I'm great okay
I'm not mistaken, I know I can make it
See I did it!
Get out of my basement

Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey

I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey

This next one might get ya messy
Why?
'Cause we're playin' bendy
Oh! So what's that mean?
I forgot to tell you 'bout the ink machine!
It's spawning faulty creatures and a heap of ink
That seeks to keep from being extinct

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
What the poop, is that bacon soup?
Are you listening?
Yeah without a doubt, it's like Mickey Mouse
Whoa, it's getting dark, what's this about?
How do I get out? What's that sound? Ow!
I've got you now

Boris cut in half (that's Gurkey)
Freddy jump you in FNAF (that's Gurkey)
Slendrina, I don't mean to be mean or nuthin'
But I'm not lovin' your face, it's Gurkey

I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey
(Gurkey, Gurkey Turkey)



Credits
Writer(s): Jo Smith
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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