Madame Dracula

You went to St. Thomas, your pick up your bride
Yer went in the chapel, she was by your side
After you done marry, you're feeling OK
Tell your wife to listen carefully to what people say

When they see you madam walking up the street
People does stand up and watch dong at she crooked feet
People would say she husband so spectacular
And everybody does call she... (Madame Dracula)

You went to St. Thomas, you carry Christo
Christo say your wedding was a pappyshow
With so much ole nigger and so much of bum
All you had to eat was roti
And all you had to drink was rum

Then you bring the Yankee woman back to Trinidad
But none of your friends don't like she
She too ole and hard
People say she husband nose perpendicular
So everybody does call she... (Madame Dracula)

That so, man!

You went to St. Thomas, you playing a Lord
And you spend more money than you could afford
You leave the impression that you have some cash
Only fooling people, Boo Boo Man, you want a lash

Whenever he madame talking, she mouth like a swamp
Frank Sinatra sing about she, say de lady is a tramp
People say she husband nose perpendicular
So everybody does call she... (Madame Dracula)

The day your married to this ole maid
Well even the preacher and all was afraid
Your shirt out your trousers, your jacket so short
Like when your appearing for thiefing fowl in the Police Court

That's why the people ain't have no respect for your wife
And ah feel if she ain't leave you she wasting she life
I would say she husband nose perpendicular
And meh self will call she... (Madame Dracula)