The Name Game (American Horror Story)

The name game

Judy
Judy, Judy
Bo-budy, banana-fanna
Fo-fudy, fee-fi-mo-mudy, Judy

Lana
Lana, Lana
Bo-bana, banana-fanna
Fo-fanna, fee-fi-mo-mana, Lana

Come on, everybody
I say now let's play a game
I bet you I can make a rhyme
Out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a "B" or an "F"
Or an "M" will appear
And then I say "Bo" add a "B", then I say the name
And "Banana", "fanna", and a "fo"
And then I say the name again with an "F" very plain
And a "fee", "fi", and a "mo"
And then I say the name again with an "M" this time
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Pepper
Pepper, Pepper
Bo-bepper, banana-fanna
Fo-fepper, fee-fi-mo-mepper, Pepper

But if the first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both, then I say the name
Like Bob, drop the "B's", Bo-ob
For Fred, drop the "F's", Fo-red
For Mary, drop the "M's", Mo-ary
That's the only rule that is contrary

Okay, now say "Bo"
Now "Tony" with a "B"
Then "Banana-fanna-fo"
Then you say the name again with an "F" very plain
Then a "fee", "fi", and a "mo"
Then you say the name again with an "M" this time
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Kit, Kit
Bo-bit, banana-fanna
Fo-fit, fee-fi-mo-mit, Kit

The name game, mmm (Ha)