If I Ran the Fda

Imagine if we could make everyone my way
I'd make them all the ways that thinks ok
Imagine if we could spike the cans of Old Bay
And then control how much the people weigh

But there's a way, there's a way
If I ran the FDA

Maybe I'll weaponize monoxide
And I'll release it into the skies
Nobody smells or sees it but
It'll blur when it gets in your eyes

Maybe I'll test a brand new product
From the pharmaceutical guys
They bought me a brand new car just
To put it in your water supply

You'll do what you're told
You don't even know what you've been sold
You're controlled
You're controlled

I'll be deceitful and I'll be super slick
I'll be the reason why your families all sick
Maybe I'll put some bleach in your chapstick
Sulfuric acid in that condom on your dick

You'll do what you're told
You don't even know what you've been sold
You're controlled
You're controlled
You're controlled

When did cartels become administrations
Trying to control and plague the nation
Taking lots of bribes from the pharmacy guys
And they wonder why opioid deaths are so high

You'll do what you're told
You don't even know what you've been sold
You're controlled
You're controlled
You're controlled