Santa's Christmas Cake

There are so many things to do before Christmas
Mrs. Claus is in a rush, with Santa's suit to brush
And pack the sleigh and feed the elves
And sort the toys on all the shelves
There are so many things to do before Christmas!

So all the elves decided to bake the Christmas cake
We watched it being made last year, it had to be simple to make
A simple Christmas cake
Just get a bowl and grab a spoon
It sometimes helps to sing a tune
There are so many things to do before Christmas!

Start with a bowl and spoon and add some sloppy stuff!
Throw in an old balloon and maybe something rough!
Add a mouldy apple to give it extra crunch!
Some snails from our breakfast and sardines from lunch!

Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Making Santa's Christmas cake!
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
One more slice for me
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Making Santa's Christmas cake!
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Something yummy in my tummy!

Let's add some rotten eggs to make the mixture smelly
Then add an old black boot that's filled with wobbly jelly
Do we need sultanas? These beetles will do!
A handful of sawdust and squeeze in some glue!

Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Making Santa's Christmas cake!
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
One more slice for me
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Making Santa's Christmas cake!
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Something yummy in my tummy!

Though the cake is piping hot, I think that I'll just eat the lot!
Oh! No! So suddenly, my tummy's in a knot!
Could it be my cooking? The cake's a shade of green!
What made it this colour? Well maybe the sardine!

Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Making Santa's Christmas cake!
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
One more slice for me
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Making Santa's Christmas cake!
Stir, Stir, Mix and Bake!
Now my tummy's feeling funny

There are so many things to do before Christmas!
There are so many things
Just so many things
Just so many things
I think I need a nap!
Goodnight!



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