Granny Panties

Everything started out so cool
I was on stage and in the crowd was you
Thought you were the right one
The right one, for me, and my dong

I took you backstage, we drank a shot or two
What you wanted to do, I surely had a clue
You shed your clothes, an erection broke loose
But then I saw the bitter truth

You wore granny panties
I only wanted to hear you roar
But I never saw such a thing before
You wore granny panties
A goddamn cockblock without a doubt
It was so scary my erection went over and out

I learned a lesson there that night
For today, for my teenage daughter in the spotlight, in the spotlight
Of boys who are just like me, just like me
And now I know, what I want them to see

She is out for prom at her school
Surrounded by all these pubescent fools
And they all wish they knew before
What they will see when they wants more

She wears granny panties
No one hears my sweety roar
It's a cockblock they ain't gonna score
She wears granny panties
A curse for boys when they are gonna try
All the horny jerks that try say goodbye

Granny panties are a curse and a blessing
They hit you right in the face when you're about to be shagging
They can save lives from teenage pregnancy
That's how it was back in the day and, always gonna be

Girls wear granny panties
Sometimes by coincidence or aware
You can bet if you're horny they're always there
Girls wear granny panties
Keep calm and accept this burden young man
No matter if it's Granny-Alma or young Mary-Ann

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Credits
Writer(s): Amon Horngacher, Marco Schneider
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