DOOMSDAY PREPPER

Y-yo what the fuck?
What's that noise? What day is it?
Yo, it's December 21st
Oh word? I think I get paid today
Isn't it supposed to be Doomsday, too?
YEEEEAAH!
WE POPPIN IT OFF! Alright alright alright
Happy Doomsday bitches
Yo, well, where we gonna throw the riots at yo!
Where we gonna
WHO'S COMING WITH ME

Riots in the street mayday, mayday
People coming back to the faith they vacate
Pray late, in hopes that they safe
Hiding from the light yea ya'll better make way
Pearly gateways, chariots of fire
Revelations only to inspire
Fear in people like Michael Myers
Elm Street residents sleeping with a Bible
Apocalyptic, solar eclipses
The planets align and the flare's emitted
So throw me in a lion's den and call me a misfit
At least I know I can die with commitment
Higher calling, I abide in
Call it what you want but at least I'm trying
The shadows of death see my life as blinding
Leading by example is what I'm finding
To be better than trusting fucking Mayans
Aztec, Incas, false prophesying
Worldwide, put fear in your heart
So remember do or die when you're doing your part
Don't look into the light!
I ain't scared
This can't be real

Wake up in the PM from noises of people screaming
On CNN I'm seeing police beating some heathens
Screeching, "Keep the peace!" Clothes seeping
From bleeding, so close to how I'm feeling this evening
Meaning I'm sleeping while the world burns beneath me
Heavy breathing, dro smoke cause it's easy
And eases the lesions in my brain containing reason
Are you serious? People are going delirious
Over opinions of extinct, glorified Indians
The end is imminent, it's hard to swallow like cinnamon
Doomsday, apocalypse, and the other synonyms
Study the eschatology of every religion
Could come cosmically without a warning
Rise of the Simians or global warming
Nuclear war or Little Shop of Horrors
Toxic air or a solar flare
Whatever the horrible cause, don't be scared
Say a prayer, grab a flare, and be prepared
Stay closest to the ones you care
It's not darkest before dawn, the end is here
Maybe today
Maybe tomorrow
Who the fuck knows? Who will you follow?
In this world we get so caught up
On how we gonna die? Where we gonna end up?
I ain't scared
Psh, I ain't scared
But you'll never hear me say that I don't care
To the people living life like, "That ain't fair!"
Take a look at what you got and give thanks you're here

God Damn dude
Yo, we are in no condition for a zombie apocalypse right now
I-If shit were to go down
Oh my God I can't even think of it
Dude all I need is a, is a machete
You think?
I could take out at least 20-25 in like 5 minutes
Bury me with a bow and arrow
In like 5 minutes
I will fuckin' Robin Hood a zombie
I will Robin Hood a muthafuckin' zombie
We got it
We