Legendary Heroes: A Deltarune Song

Come with me!
Take a walk!
No more eating people's chalk!
There's a kingdom full of magic that awaits us!
You and I
May get beaten up
And cry, and then eaten up and
Die, given every living thing here hates us-
A heart
And a song's
All it takes to get along!
If it comes to blows, we'll do a little acting!
With my grace
And your horrifying face
We can make it through this field of Hopes and Dreams!
This is dumb
I feel lame
I might die from all this shame
There's a flutter-
-in your heart?
-more like my gizzard
That sounds good
Like a healthy gizzard should!
Who's the bozo in the hood?
Looks a little like a fluffy wizard
Never fear!
Though I seem
Slightly odd, I'm on your team!
My name's Ralsei and I'm here to help you, Heroes!
And now us three must face our destiny
Especially the prophecy-
A team of Hopes and Dreams!
You can fight back beasts with this pencil!
None will dare cross blades with this comb!
I will use this scarf — it's prehensile!
How do these
Get us home?!
We oughta have a title that our enemies will fear
Like, "The Legendary Heroes' Gang of Fun!"
I'd rather be The (censored) Squad-
Hey! That swear word's second tier!
Look, The Fun Gang's dumb
The (censored) Squad stinks
And who cares what
The badguys think?!
Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!
I'm the Bad Guy, that is me
Smashing you into lots of splooshy blood!
Choose a part — make it mean! —
For my Thrash-Your-Butt machine!
This is gonna be a giant piece of crud
"Clowns" is kinda weak
What should you be dubbed?
How about the Lancer Fan Club!
Now I'm part
Of a team!
This has always been my dream!
No hard feelings about all that splooshy blood stuff
None at all
But if I may have the gall
To request a very small
Favor, could you all please write in "Fun Gang!"
How 'bout no?
Heck with that
Cause the (censored) Squad's where it's at!
Or, if swearing gets you punished, Lancer's Fan Club!
Write a name
Make it clear
(Censor out
Second tier)
Fold it up
Bring it here
I'll pick one
For our team of Hopes and Dreams!