Cause You're a Kid

You got your big toe sticking right out of your sock
Your chewing on your hair - you do it a lot
And every day when I call you for dinner time
The only answer that I get is a whine "Aww Dad!"

Cause you're a kid
Is it something I did?
To make you show up one day
And never go away
Now you're sleeping in my house and you're refusing all my food
If you weren't related to me it would be considered rude

You've got a finger in your nose and a finger in your ear
Well I guess you're only eight
But it's a wonder you can smell and hear
When I come home you're watching a video
You can't even use your mouth to say "Hello"

Cause you're a kid
Is it something your mother did?
To make you show up one day
And never ever go away
Now you're sleeping in my house and you're refusing all my food
If you weren't related to me it would be considered rude

When I need to tell you something you say
"Just a minute!"
Then show up an hour later when I'm already finished
When I'm bored you tell me I should just find something to do
But if you can't take care of children what's the point of you?
Cause you're a dad
Well, I guess you're not bad
But do you have to do that thing with your face while you sing?
And you're always poking fun while we're having none
I don't know why you can't just be a decent person like mom