Love at First Swipe

It's 2 AM and the circus kicks off in my head
With all the things I haven't done
And all the words that I should've said

So I sit up, unlock my phone
And swipe through all my feeds
When as fate would have
A face pops up and the caption reads

Hit me up if your looking for someone
Who loves Billie Eilish and hates owning guns
Dressed like a queen from a Hipster fairytale
Goddamn, she's a Bohemian's holy grail

Girl I knew it right from the start
You'd have me hooked on your indie heart
From the moment you swiped right
Your sarcasm was just my type
And I knew that it was Love at First Swipe

It's 6 PM and I'm sprinting out of my front door
Like I'm the first fucking man
Who's ever been late for a date before

As I pulled up to your place in my shitty Sebring
Your witty smile set me at ease for the evening

(And you said) Is that your car, or is that a casket?
(And I replied) If we die you can be buried
In your lame thrift store jacket

We both had a laugh and got in my
'So-called Hearse'
And when I almost hit your neighbors car
You laughed and said, it couldn't get any worse

Girl I knew it right from the start
You'd have me hooked on your indie heart
From the moment you swiped right
Your sarcasm was just my type
And I knew that it was Love at First Swipe

As we were at the Diner I joked
We should leave for Mexico and never come back
You rolled your eyes and you whispered
"Well baby, my bags are already packed"

Hurdling towards, Mid-century
The world's on fire, and we got a Coca-Cola Sea
But if you keep your eyes down on your phone
You won't notice Student debt or those Government drones

And as I'm sitting in that booth with you
And your cracking jokes about the way I chew
It's hard to care
Even just one bit
About anything else
Than the person I'm with