Ain't Just a Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas (feat. MC Squared, White Noise, Saint Prague, Lil' Sammie, Pa Nae Nae & KT Clout)
Merry Christmas
Yo it's white noise and I'm bringing the toys
The one day of the year that's filled with joy
Put the holla in holiday
Spinning my dreidel made out of clay
Squinty Eyed Bandit is back and it's Christmas
Business, up until I get with your mistress
Wish list, nothing but mistletoe kisses
Bringing some cookies for Santa delicious
Running it up like a chimney
All these presents be costing us kidneys
You think you can mess with Squinty Eyed Bandit
You ain't got no real rap you Disney
Chain shiny like jingle bells Christmas tree thistle smell
Outside be frightful, locked in like a prison cell
Hot cocoa be tall like I am the soldier king
Keep that food cooking by keeping it smoldering
Fifth day of Christmas pull up with golden ring
Wish you were here I'm done with soul searching
Throw out the hook, just wish I could pull her in
Keep spitting those facts like I am a bulletin
Mess up your shot you just need a mulligan
Keeping you snookered like Ronnie O'Sullivan
It's A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
You know you number one on my wish list
Christmas November to January
My momma put up our Christmas Tree
Going to my grandma's house is tradition
But It Ain't Just A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
Malagayang Pasco if you know what I mean
That's what they say in The Philippines
You know I got that honey glazed ham
Straight out the oven oh damn
I love singing Mistletoe
Only to my one true love tho
They say the grass is always greener
I got the Christmas demeanor
It's A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
You know you number one on my wish list
Christmas November to January
My momma put up our Christmas Tree
Going to my grandma's house is tradition
But It Ain't Just A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
It's Christmas time so you know what that means
You've got lights, candy, and Christmas trees
And sometimes snow but not at the beach
Because even though it's winter it's still 90 degrees
This is Sammie Hall I'm signing off
Have a good Christmas I hope it rocks
It's A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
You know you number one on my wish list
Christmas November to January
My momma already put up our Christmas Tree
Going to my grandma's house is tradition
But It Ain't Just A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
Happy holidays to everyone
It's time to have some fun
For 2 weeks we don't have any school
It's pretty cool
There's so much stuff to do
Cooking, Caroling, and candy caning too
You could play in snow
Just kidding that's a joke bro
Get out your Christmas tree
And make a nice cup of hot tea
Putting up all the decorations
Is a huge dedication
So merry Christmas to all
And remember, it's not too early to celebrate it in fall
Happy Kwanzaa
Yo it's white noise and I'm bringing the toys
The one day of the year that's filled with joy
Put the holla in holiday
Spinning my dreidel made out of clay
Squinty Eyed Bandit is back and it's Christmas
Business, up until I get with your mistress
Wish list, nothing but mistletoe kisses
Bringing some cookies for Santa delicious
Running it up like a chimney
All these presents be costing us kidneys
You think you can mess with Squinty Eyed Bandit
You ain't got no real rap you Disney
Chain shiny like jingle bells Christmas tree thistle smell
Outside be frightful, locked in like a prison cell
Hot cocoa be tall like I am the soldier king
Keep that food cooking by keeping it smoldering
Fifth day of Christmas pull up with golden ring
Wish you were here I'm done with soul searching
Throw out the hook, just wish I could pull her in
Keep spitting those facts like I am a bulletin
Mess up your shot you just need a mulligan
Keeping you snookered like Ronnie O'Sullivan
It's A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
You know you number one on my wish list
Christmas November to January
My momma put up our Christmas Tree
Going to my grandma's house is tradition
But It Ain't Just A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
Malagayang Pasco if you know what I mean
That's what they say in The Philippines
You know I got that honey glazed ham
Straight out the oven oh damn
I love singing Mistletoe
Only to my one true love tho
They say the grass is always greener
I got the Christmas demeanor
It's A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
You know you number one on my wish list
Christmas November to January
My momma put up our Christmas Tree
Going to my grandma's house is tradition
But It Ain't Just A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
It's Christmas time so you know what that means
You've got lights, candy, and Christmas trees
And sometimes snow but not at the beach
Because even though it's winter it's still 90 degrees
This is Sammie Hall I'm signing off
Have a good Christmas I hope it rocks
It's A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
You know you number one on my wish list
Christmas November to January
My momma already put up our Christmas Tree
Going to my grandma's house is tradition
But It Ain't Just A Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas
Happy holidays to everyone
It's time to have some fun
For 2 weeks we don't have any school
It's pretty cool
There's so much stuff to do
Cooking, Caroling, and candy caning too
You could play in snow
Just kidding that's a joke bro
Get out your Christmas tree
And make a nice cup of hot tea
Putting up all the decorations
Is a huge dedication
So merry Christmas to all
And remember, it's not too early to celebrate it in fall
Happy Kwanzaa
Credits
Writer(s): Miguel Mier
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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Other Album Tracks
- It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
- Baby It's Cold Outside (feat. Big Daddy Charles)
- Last Christmas
- Charles the Snowman
- All I Want for Christmas Is Boots
- Ain't Just a Squinty Eyed Bandit Christmas (feat. MC Squared, White Noise, Saint Prague, Lil' Sammie, Pa Nae Nae & KT Clout)
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