Go Scrooge Yourself

You don't want to trim the tree or put the lights up
You don't want to see the wise men in our yard
You don't want to wrap no gifts for baby Jesus
I got one thing to say to you, and it's coming from my heart

Go scrooge yourself
Don't mess with my Christmas
If you really hate to celebrate, I'll tell you this much
We don't need you here, stealing all our cheer
There's no spirit left
If you can't join in, well then, go scrooge yourself

No cocoa for the choir that I'm tired of singing
Now you just yell at them, get off my grass
And I've been watching you, and it's got me thinking
Some big old Santa Claus, my daughter, come and kick your eye

Go scrooge yourself
And don't mess with my Christmas
If you really hate to celebrate, I tell you this much
We don't need you here, stealing all our cheer
But there's no spirit left
If you can't join in, well then, go scrooge yourself

I hope the ghost of Christmas future
Comes to you on Christmas Eve
And he scares you so bad, you're with your bed
And he shows you scary things
The kind that make you scream
Until you finally get it through that Ebenezer head

Go scrooge yourself
Don't mess with my Christmas
If you really hate to celebrate, I tell you this much
We don't need you here stealing all our cheer
But there's no spirit left
If you can't join in and within, go scrooge yourself

If you can't join in and within, go scrooge yourself