Rap Battle

It's the GMN versus the GMI
I don't really think I even have to try
You make it easy for me to look great
Retiring might be your only fate
It's the GMI crew, now working for us
Agent R always seems like he's making a fuss
We set him up on a date with his crush
The only way he gets the date, is with us

That wasn't nice at all, there were no compliments
Matt, you're so awesome and you look so good
I'd rather hang out with you than the red hood
Make it look easy, like no big deal
Your hair's always getting me in the feels
Alice, Alice, I don't know your name
I got a tattoo of it just the same
You're the crush of my life, I could never diss
I can't wait for our first kiss

This is like, the weirdest rap battle I've ever had (yeah)
I'm still not finished so don't take a bow
Agent R's greatest weakness is milk from a cow
Try too hard but never do your part
Even your clean clothes still smell like fart
Even ask Agent S, where are you?
Oh yeah, you're spying, 'cause that's all you do (no, I do more)
You lost your job so you started a blog
The only way you get views is with Rebecca's dog

I know you all think that I'm the fool
But I'm really cool, 'cause- (now what?)
Yeah, c'mon, you gotta go, c'mon (oh man)
Can't be worse than you guys

I don't have to throw shade
Because those glasses are cheaply made
All you want is control
But news to you, you'll never be the lead role
This is easy, never even started shit
Shoulda known better, after he farted
Agent S says he loves Alice but it's not true
Because I heard from our cousin, she's getting texts from you

I can explain, I can explain
No, no, no, no, no
Can't be messed with, we can't be botched
Everyone at GMN is being watched
Chloe, Veronica, Vanessa, Ro
Sophie, Kurt, and there's more to go

That was good, that was good
That was good, that was good
Okay let's go, let's go, let's go