Albums in Order

I only listen to albums in order
You better have listened to this in order
That's right, this is our album closer
But it's only a closer if you listened to our album in order

All or at least most artists on this planet
Who happen to make albums
Always have a specific track list for you to
Listen to their record in
And that includes us so I recommend
The next time that you listen to an album
It better be in order cuz buddy I guarantee
Your vinyl records don't have a shuffle button (Hey!)

I only listen to albums in order
You better have listened to this in order
That's right, this is our album closer
But it's only a closer if you listened to our album in order

"Hey why does this song abruptly cut off at the end?
I don't like that!"
That's because it's supposed to lead right into the next track
And if you didn't press shuffle, you would know that!
Now I know none of the songs on this album
Connect to the next in that way
But honestly I just needed to get that off my chest
Because honestly it's such a pet peeve of mine
And just something I needed to say
Okay

I only listen to albums in order
You better have listened to this in order
That's right, this is our album closer
But it's only a closer if you listened to our album in order

I kinda really like you a whole lot
Whatcha doin you should shut the heck up!
The caption of the post said "hey so"
Angry together, felt like egg yolks!

These are all things that you wouldn't get
If on shuffle this was the first track
So please out of the goodness of your heart
Listen to albums in order
Because they are art!

I only listen to albums in order
You better have listened to this in order
That's right, this is our album closer
But it's only a closer if you listened to our album in order