Asshole

A figurative fractal of a human being
A denizen of a star-studded universe
A shining example of how far we've come but how little we've learned
What an asshole

A monument to all the forthcoming destitute vessels who will wrestle their self-loathing and win
And will grow up to raise all the taxes and dead from their graves, retrospect, what an asshole

Just a face on TV telling everyone that everything's fine, if we love one another and kiss all our daughters goodnight
We will end this fucking war that we've started because we're all assholes

So all children of the universe, with attitude sing, "we are sick and fucking tired of promoting this thing!"
All the children of the universe then hold hands and bring forth a new wave of hope
The likes of which have never been seen

You say I have changed and it's true
I've become such an asshole cause of you
And I say it's okay, most of us are, it's the easiest way
When I rub my eyes, puffy and red, buzzing with flies
When you're an asshole of my size it's hard not to get shit in your eyes

A tentative teen on the internet collecting pictures of peers and distributing them
To all the worst places for ten fucking bitcoins
What the fuck is a bitcoin, you asshole?

A hive-minded mass that nothing gets past
You'd be crushed into dust if you tried
So we simply comply cause we don't want to die
We're thrown into a pit full of snarling assholes

Just sits on his ass getting fat and complacent, and misses his basement
A waste of your time, some bullshitted rhymes haphazardly stitched up together
Like poorly laid plans, this sack of shit man who will never be more than this sad fucking asshole