Bananas 2

Walking down the isles in my local grocery store
When I saw this thing that I've never seen before
Yellow with a crescent shape, what could it be
Lookin' so good 'brought me down to my knees

I take one and put it in my basket
Lookin' so tasty gonna put me in a casket
Asked the dude what it was in checkout line
That's a banana sir, it's $2.99

Banana
Thats what the man said
So good it'll put you on your deathbed
Salivate at the thought of the yellow fruity taste
Still scrumptious after using Colgate toothpaste

Banana
How could I be so blind
It's the bridge between the two sides of your mind
After every bite I can feel its power gaining
Slurp it up till there's nothing left remaining

Mmm
Mm
Mhm
Dude... bro what the frick
Dude

Bro that's sick
It's looking at me
Dude this banana's got a mouth

Oh how I long to just be a banana peel
Oh how it feels to be in that four sided seal
Eat me how you like, no more sexual
Maybe at some point you'll eat me without the peel
I wanna feel what its like to be stripped
Marvel at my cadaver, put me in between your lips
Oh is my size too over, am I too small
Shut your mouth and chew me and intake the potassium
Wait (Hey listen)
Lets take a look at my chemical compound prescription
Magnesium, potassium, I'll put you to sleep
Yellow and bruised, you'll be itching in your sleep
I'm a soft boned build, maybe if you live I'll invite you to my guild
Took a look at my chemical compound prescription
Finally took a bite and decided to listen

Couldn't believe what my eyes had just witnessed
My stomach began to come down with the sickness
Didn't expect this banana to talk
I think I'll light it up with my glock
Down from my hand fire came blazing
Down on the banana, his fate was awaiting
But before I could aim for his head
He opened his mouth and this is what he said